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Off to Epsom Races / The Broken-Down Gentleman

[ Roud 383 ; Ballad Index K318 ; trad.]

Bob Copper's book Songs and Southern Breezes (Heinemann, 1973) described, in his own words, “the living essence of old English country life”. He recorded various singers from Hampshire and Sussex for the BBC between 1954 and 1957. Some of these recordings were published by Topic in 1977 on the LP Songs and Southern Breezes: Country Singers from Hampshire and Sussex to accompany Bob Copper's book. One of these singers was council roadman George Attrill of Fittleworth, Sussex, and Bob Copper recorded him singing Epsom Races in Stopham, Sussex in about 1954. He wrote in the album's liner notes:

George and I sat down with the wine-jar squatting comfortably between us… After he had topped up our glasses for the fourth time I suggested it was about time we had a song… George stood up and let off a mighty, uninhibited belch. “Whoops,” he said, “paddle-sticks an' umbrella 'andles.” Then launched headlong into Epsom Races.

A variant of this song is The Broken-Down Gentleman as sung by Bill Whiting in a recording by Mike Yates on the 1975 Topic LP When Sheepshearing's Done: Countryside Songs from Southern England.

Jon Boden sang Epsom Races as the January 12, 2011 entry of his project A Folk Song a Day.

Lyrics

George Attrill sings Epsom RacesBill Whiting sings The Broken-Down Gentleman

When I was young and in my prime,
Just twenty-four years old,
I spent my time in vanity,
𝄆 Along with the ladies so bold. 𝄇

When I was young, in my youthful days,
About four and twenty years old,
I spent my time in vanity,
Along with the ladies so bold.

With silver buckles all round my wrists
And a cane all in my hand,
It's over the nation I did go,
𝄆 Like a farmer's son so grand. 𝄇

I wore the ravels all around my wrist,
A cane was in my hand;
No farmer’s son would I accept,
Not one in all the land.

I hired a coach and six bay horses
And servants to wait on me,
For I did intend my money to spend
𝄆 And that you can plainly see. 𝄇

I kept a pack of good hounds, my boys,
And a servant to wait upon me,
And I did intend my money to spend,
And that you can plain-ily see.

I kept a coach and six bay horses,
And hangers all around about,
A golden tassel on each horse’s head,
Just ready for me to ride out.

I steered my coach to Epsom races,
And sights they were so gay,
And there I did spend ten thousand pounds
𝄆 All in the delights of one day. 𝄇

I steered my coach to Ipswich town,
Horse racing for to see,
And there I spend a thousand pound
In the light of the very fine day.

I steered my coach back home again
And the crops they did run small,
For I was a broken-down gentleman
𝄆 And that was the worst of it all. 𝄇

I steered my coach back home again,
My traps they did run small;
Now I am a broken-down gentleman,
And that’s the worst of it all.

Then my landlord came all for his rent
And bailiffs he brought three,
And he took away all I had got
𝄆 And swore they would have me. 𝄇

The landlord he came to my house,
And bailiffs he brought three,
He stole away my coach and six,
And swore he would have me.

Now my wife is at home and she does lament
And children round her cry,
For I'm in some prison now does stay
𝄆 Until the day that I die. 𝄇

My wife she did most pitiful look,
My children round me cried,
To think that I in prison should lie,
Until the day I died.

Acknowledgements

The words for Off to Epsom Races are from the Copper Family website and adapted to the actual singing of George Attrill.